Tuesday, 21 October 2008

My sex

Hema girl would like to point that she really is a girl. The clues in the title people!! No cock here, though I wish there was.

Sunday, 19 October 2008

The first rule

Its a sword, not a cock.
Do not get them confused, at best you will look and sound like a numpty, at worst...

Saturday, 18 October 2008

one more thing

Name your sword. This isn't some girly thing, its very mannly and rugged. (so I've been told). Name you sword and your sword will thank you for it.

Wisedom of Hema girl

Here are some top tips about swords.

They are dangerous. All they are are heavy, sharp bits of metal, and if the sharp end hits you it will hurt. The way to avoid this is to be behind the thrust. (I love that word). So Lets be careful out there.

Use protection, pink gloves, pink mask, pink padded jacket. Have good sturdy foot wear. Imagine this in pink, if you will.

Practice long and hard, train long and hard. Hell, use a montage about once a week.

Your house should be littered with weapons within easy reach. I'm not condoning violence but its reasuring to know I can belt someone while taking a shit, you know what I mean? (if I have to, not just for the hell of it)

There is not enough alcohol in the world.

Its cool to say 'I am a sword fighter'. Hema are everywhere, just like Ninjas.

Friday, 17 October 2008

Hello Kitty

This is cool.

pink weaponary

Hema girl loves weapons and Hema girl loves pink, what an excellent combination! Love the earrings!!