Saturday 18 October 2008

Wisedom of Hema girl

Here are some top tips about swords.



They are dangerous. All they are are heavy, sharp bits of metal, and if the sharp end hits you it will hurt. The way to avoid this is to be behind the thrust. (I love that word). So Lets be careful out there.



Use protection, pink gloves, pink mask, pink padded jacket. Have good sturdy foot wear. Imagine this in pink, if you will.















Practice long and hard, train long and hard. Hell, use a montage about once a week.


Your house should be littered with weapons within easy reach. I'm not condoning violence but its reasuring to know I can belt someone while taking a shit, you know what I mean? (if I have to, not just for the hell of it)


There is not enough alcohol in the world.


Its cool to say 'I am a sword fighter'. Hema are everywhere, just like Ninjas.

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